Quotes for your signatures

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  1. McFellums

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    "Thats a Dacia Sandero!"
     
  2. EruptionTyphlosion

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    That moment when you see a post by someone that has a post count of zero. Illuminati Confirmed -Fera
     
  3. Glitchy

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    Life is like a box of chocolates, it tastes yummy, but it murders you over time.
     
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  4. Ytrewq

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    Creepy quote from russian GTA mod site www.gtavicecity.ru:
    "This car will fit perfectly both into the game world and your mind"
    (translated from russian)
     
  5. ¿Carbohydration?

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    If your name is "Godzilla" Are you impersonating a deity? -WalrusVersionofCRAZYRACER
     
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  6. EruptionTyphlosion

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    BeanNG Drive, also known as getting banned on the forums. -Fera
     
  7. aesthetic_tea

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    Windows are just a new type of forcefield. That's what bees think. -CraftinCrashes1
     
  8. EruptionTyphlosion

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    BeamNG.Math:

    :| = Your face when you accidentally delete your map when clearing cache
    :| = tdev

    :| = :|

    Therefore, tdev must be a sad map maker.
     
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  9. Car8john

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    'Life is like a firework, it's beautiful, but if you don't do it right, it turns into hell'
     
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  10. scottshamblin

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    "What, catching on fire already? What are you, a Pinto?!"
    -YBR, on the Burnside Special
     
  11. Danny Werewolf

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    When you suck at driving on BeamNG.Drive but you can drift well on FH2... -me
     
  12. Car8john

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    Lel
     
  13. Sunset Drive

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    He snapped?
    What happened?
     
  14. Godzilla!

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    he posted this because someone made fun of his mods:
    ivanoncrackasdfgh.png
     
  15. EruptionTyphlosion

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    *Slow clap*
     
  16. Danny Werewolf

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    Whoopsies...

    Though still, he should atleast somehow edit it. I'd rather just go to another site and get the mod from there.
     
  17. DriftinCovet1987

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    Well done, Ivan, well done...

    OT:

    "Taking down crime through blowing up stuff (even hospitals) while killing thousands of innocent civilians along the way, just for a hypercar or two that likely won't be as exciting to drive as a Pigeon ever will". -Me, describing NFS Payback.

    "so I'm guessing your training pigeons?" -Flippi 284, describing my upcoming Auto-Biography teaser photos.

    "I love your name." -IThrowSticks, showing his love for my username.

    "Need For Savings Payusbackfornotbuyingourpreviousgames" -Me, finding the perfect name for NFS Payback.

    "Where car customization is just....galaxy-blowing." Me, describing BeamNG's customization limits.

    "Gavril D-Series = Chuck Norris
    Gavril Roamer = Dwayne Johnson
    Gavril H-Series = John Cena" - Me, comparing cars with wrestlers.

    "*wakes up*
    Ahhhh, what a lovely day...
    *gets hit by meteorite*" - FS16, doing an amazing job of apoc roleplay.
     
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  18. EruptionTyphlosion

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    It isn't underwear if you don't have pants! -Fera
     
  19. cookies and milk

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    "what" - me
     
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  20. Sunset Drive

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    Thanks obama- Obama.
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    So much cringe.
     

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