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  1. Silvally

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    "GET SCHWIFTY!" -Rick Sanchez
     
  2. Godzilla!

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    this is more of a conversation than a quote but it's hilarious. all of this is about B727

    "I tend to stumble upon the most entertaining user made content on sites like DeviantArt, Furaffinity and the back end of YouTube. This is genuinely pretty special. Dear Gabester, you'll be happy to know that your content is now fursonas."
    -Hati
    "How the hell did you manage to find my Furaffinity page?" -B727TheAirliner
    "You can find it in like 5 minutes just by googling your name so that...I'm just glad I can't see the pictures marked 18+ to be honest..." -VeyronEB
    "They're honestly the best ones...whats interested me more than the title is the fact that pictures I would interpret as a horrifying car accident or routine maintenence checks happen to be things you find pornographic." -Hati



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  3. MisterKenneth

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    All I have to say is. . .
     
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  4. Tesla66

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    BeaMoving We'll get it there in one piece!- BeaMoving
     
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  5. Rainvest

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    Hippity Hoppitus - Ownage Pranks
     
  6. Sunset Drive

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    Umbrellathon, GO!!!-me
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    Remember the ISIS Firework shenanigans.
    THROW IT. -IThrowSticks
    DO A FLIP. -Owen, his friend.
    Sup fuckers.-Lucas

    Umbrellathon, GO!!!-Me
    -shotgunsound- bartfelt.
    My Nokia cellphone won't run BeamNG.-artisticfag
    what even is this thread.-IThrowSticks
    Suck off a snake.-artisticfag
    Can you confirm that there are snakes on this thread? I AM GODDAM TIRED OF THESE GODDAM SNAKES ON THIS GODDAM THREAD.-Me
    Wasn't this supposed to be a mod?-bartfelt.
    Yes, a flying boob would be accepted into the mod forum.-IThrowSticks
     

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  7. Tesla66

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    My cat's breath smells like cat food-Ralph Wiggum
     
  8. EruptionTyphlosion

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    According to autocorrect, Trev and Maddox are devs. Rip Nadeox and Tdev (2013 - 2017) - Fera vs autocorrect
     
  9. aesthetic_tea

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    You can't always be as fast as them, but you can be smarter than them. - Smokey (from cars 3(yes I watched it))
     
  10. Sunset Drive

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    Heeeee-boowski!!
    -Markiplier
     
  11. scottshamblin

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    'I was sure I had said to bring it back in one piece, not bring back one piece of it.'
    -Q, from James Bond
     
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  12. Sunset Drive

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    Well, here is ze fennies.
    Umbrellathon, GO!!!-Me
    -shotgunsound- bartfelt.
    My Nokia cellphone won't run BeamNG.-artisticfag
    what even is this thread.-IThrowSticks
    Suck off a snake.-artisticfag
    Can you confirm that there are snakes on this thread? I AM GODDAM TIRED OF THESE GODDAM SNAKES ON THIS GODDAM THREAD.-Me
    Wasn't this supposed to be a mod?-bartfelt.
    Yes, a flying boob would be accepted into the mod forum.-IThrowSticks
    shut up you cunt.-artisticfag
    DO you rape corpses?-Me.
    Yes.-bartfelt.
    You guys are cunts.-artisticfag
    my beamg wont run on my single barrel carburetor help-betshide

    This thread is deleted, and both bartfelt and artisticfag are permdeleted.

    Pls no spam on my map thread- IThrowSticks
    bartfelt has other ideas-betshide
     
  13. BannedByAndroid

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    Random quotes:
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    • One said: "I think it should be named Civetta 630GT" But then...I replied "Did Civetta had been contradicted with the 'Mclaren Syndrome'?" XD
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    • "I played with gravity...enough said!" — Tesla66
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    • "Days later... Girl: I'm sorry. His MX-5 is dead and his E36 is a lemon. Let's get together again." — Me on CT reacting to R34SkylineFTW's meme.
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    我不知道我在做什么,他妈,没用的。— Me
    (Translation: I don't know the hell i'm doing. It's pointless.)
     
  14. scottshamblin

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    "I fear my new look has been spoiled slightly, because SOMEBODY has written 'Penis' on my helmet!"- Jeremy Clarkson
    "I did that"- Richard Hammond
     
  15. Silvally

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    "Pocket Sand!"-Dale Gribble
    "I'm sorry!"-Pyrrha
    "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."-Smash mouth
    "We'll break his legs!"-Nora Valkyrie
    "Get outta my swamp!"-Shrek
    "bone appetit" - Sans
     
  16. EruptionTyphlosion

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    I cannot English! - me, while talking to five devs and driving at the same time
     
  17. Cwazywazy

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  18. Silvally

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    "Ya like jazz"-Barry B Benson
     
  19. scottshamblin

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    "Dummies don't got no grip strength!"
    -YBR
     
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  20. Wild Hog

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    "It just works" -Todd Howard"
    "As far as DRM goes, most DRM strategies are just dumb" -Gabe Newell
     
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