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  1. Srockzz

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    "The closest i have ever been to a business class flight are videos... This people seat there like nothing, while i im stuck in the southwest economy class, in between the Crying baby and the granny that looks at everything i do in my laptop"
    -Me, after watching a lot of those videos.
     
    #261 Srockzz, Aug 9, 2017
  2. scottshamblin

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    "I can't draw, and that's why I don't"-James May
     
    #262 scottshamblin, Aug 14, 2017
  3. Standard

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    YOU ROUDY CUNT -Stude
    My i5 five isnto wrxiong -Saabdude
    Smoke wood everyday- Dummiesman
    You type like a toddler shitting out fire ants then smashing his head into his keyboard then posting it -me
    I drank a fifth of Kool-Aid, dare me to drive? -Emineminem
    HOLY SHIT THE PORN, GET THE POOORRRRNNNN- Stude, obv.
    Have you heard of our lord and savior dummiesman christ? -me
     
    #263 Standard, Aug 14, 2017
  4. KJP12

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    Him, approving one of my mods. Yes, that is right, Meywue also throws confetti!
     
    #264 KJP12, Aug 14, 2017
  5. Standard

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    And as i slowly came to my -redacted-, i let out a wild moan as i let my -redacted-'s -redacted- flow out of jack's -redacted- cavity Yo, why the fuck are we reading this.-Stude.
     
    #265 Standard, Aug 16, 2017
  6. Flippi 284

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    No.
     
    #266 Flippi 284, Aug 20, 2017
  7. Evie Is Scared

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    "I mean honestly!! What are we even doing here" Midlife crisis Seb. Vettle
     
    #267 Evie Is Scared, Aug 20, 2017
  8. Standard

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    Dammit, I shot the wind again!
    -JonTron
     
    #268 Standard, Aug 20, 2017
  9. MilanKD

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    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ - nadeox
     
    #269 MilanKD, Sep 20, 2017
  10. asf2424

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    life is like a lemon- bright and cheery, yet misleading
     
    #270 asf2424, Sep 20, 2017
  11. carlosjr

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    im the pee pee poo poo man
     
    #271 carlosjr, Sep 21, 2017
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  12. Car8john

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    anything that I've ever said after my 2000th post
     
    #272 Car8john, Sep 21, 2017
  13. Banana Peels

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    lmao whomst the fucc eat ass
     
    #273 Banana Peels, Sep 22, 2017
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  14. JetPoweredMacintosh™

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    German cars get you from A to Z, but an Alfa Romeo will get you to somewhere around F.
    -JetPoweredMacintosh
     
    #274 JetPoweredMacintosh™, Sep 23, 2017
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  15. mms

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    don't communicate with mms, you will become more boring than james may.
     
    #275 mms, Sep 23, 2017
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  16. haakonrg

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    Ain't no planet X coming cuz ain't no space cuz aint not globe earth
     
    #276 haakonrg, Sep 24, 2017
  17. Silvally

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    "Ooh wee!" -Mr.Poopybutthole
     
    #277 Silvally, Oct 7, 2017
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    hmmmm, my face appears to have struck my steering wheel.

    oh well.
    --- Post updated ---
    GET TO THE HELAMACHOPTER!!!!!!
     
    #278 sarkarsvt, Oct 7, 2017
  19. BannedByAndroid

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    Change "Britney Spears" to "Justin Bieber", if they want to feel more worse.
     
    #279 BannedByAndroid, Oct 8, 2017
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  20. Jack5.exe

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    value life as it last, as they say, 'time flies'
     
    #280 Jack5.exe, Oct 8, 2017
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