Quotes for your signatures

"looks like a Pinto meets Defender" - Me commenting on the Matra-Simca Rancho's design.

 

"I'm already tracer amateur"

 

“thank you Kanye, very cool!”

 

shut frick

 

shut the up

 

"It made me laugh so hard like snot came out of my asshole" -Vinesauce Joel

 

"If there's a van, there's a way"- Red Green

"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"- Red Green

 

This is the neon srt4 police open up

 

Guys
I found Noah's Ark
it's a fucking Toyota minivan

- Me in a discord server, joking about the Toyota Noah.

 

hi guys please put this in your signature because I told you to do so

 

Theres no need for a girlfriend wen u hav a Subaru Impreza STI becos it halps u liek plowin´ da cocaine snow aut uff de driveway lul.

 

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy

 

"Welcome To Fist City Mother Fucker!"

 

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Brody, Jaws (1975)

 

"Yeah I got you, I got this on camera" - woman
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" - mr bubz