"I am not responsible for instantaneous diabeetus if you stare at a chibi 727 for too long." -Me, 2K17
Watashi wa botoru desu - I am a bottle. The spirit of the bottle lives with you my child EDIT - my translation is partly wrong. Watashi wa botoru desu would literally translate to "As for me, bottle." so it would make sense with context, for example if someone asks "What do you use to drink your water?" for example.