Roleplaying YAY

-Sells all of the EXM's for WAAAAAAY more money-
-Puts money in high security safe-

 

-takes safe-
-leaves EXM-
-makes sure u can't sell EXM-

 

Bruh the safe has guards and 5 lock combinations in a certian order, and a fingerprint sensor...

 

-wraps chain around it-
-does it Dukes Of Hassard style-

 

The damn safe is in my basement, right next to my bedroom...

 

-pulls safe out of the house-
-house nearly collapses-
-drives away with safe-
-takes EXM-
-throws it into house-
-runs off-

 

HA! THAT WAS A FAKE SAFE FILLED WITH HUMAN CRAP
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Okay, but seriously, stop it. I joined this to have a realistic Roleplay experience.

 

Kk
-you wake up-
-sees EXM in your driveway-
-you go outside-
-*You* what's going on?-
-*Guy* your insurance company has replaced your vehicle-
-you start crying-

 

-Sells the EXM-

-Buys Gavril Hopper with the money-

 

-comes over-
-gives you EXM that I don't need anymore-
-*Me* here, keep it, take care of it-

 

Hey, a free car is a free car! I also just learned that the fire was from the tires, and the one you gave me has different tires...

 

Yay
-you start car-
-car immediately catches fire-
Nvm

 

Well... Maybe it wasn't the tires...

 

-car catches fire-
Yup, we gotta call EXM
-car starts to reverse out of the driveway-
-car hits neighbours house-
-car explodes-
Uhhhh, RUN

 

-house catches fire-

 

No. Stahp. Cars don't just explode, and houses don't spontaneously combust...

 

The car hit the house and exploded cause the fire reaches the gas tank, then the house caught fire cause the car blew up

 

Oh... That makes sense. Also, EXM is paying for the damage, because I am 110% sure I had my parking brake on!

 

-EXM sends another EXM instead-