ok good. --- Post updated --- *wakes up and sees its ten oclock* wow i gotta get going! its a half hour drive! *gets in pickup and drives off*
-pulls up in rusty ETK I- -floors it to my work- -does burnout at stoplight- -slides into parking space- -*Me* we are here- -*Dealercrash* well, perfect timing, it's 10:25, better get ready!- -Dealercrash gives himself motivational speech-
-chats for a while- -*Boss* well, since this is a job that requires little skill, which fits you nicely...- -Dealercrash tightens fist- -*Boss*...your hired!- -Dealercrash losses fist- -they shake hands- -*Boss* so, you will work from 9:30 to 7:45 Mon-Fri, no work on weekends, got it?- -*Dealercrash* yes, but, uhhhhh....- -*Me* he doesn't have a car- -*Dealercrash* yeah, cause I got in an accident- -*Me* yesterday some ricer drifted into him, it was on the radio- -*Boss* ok, just glad it wasn't your fault, or else I'd take the job back, anyhow, your first job, as you may have noticed, we have a fine Bolide Nottle outside, I trust you and Car8john to drive it to a client in Utah, here is his address, you have 3 Days to get it there, good luck- -*Dealercrash* how are we going to do that?- -*Me* some of my good driving- -we both hop in- -Dealercrash drives to highway-
-car comes to a stop- -*Me* how about I drive, we where lucky that time- -gets in driver seat- -drives away- -doesn't spin out on corner- --- Post updated --- -pulls in for gas- -buys Doritos, Beef Jerky, Coffee, and bottles of water- -gets in car- -drives away-
-*Me* it's simple, you need to feel the car, you can't tell the car what to do, cause it won't do it, you got to suggest it, and the car will listen- -Dealercrash nods- -*Dealercrash* ok, can you teach me how though?- -*Me* I already am, just watch- -drifts corner- -overtakes roamer- -threads the needle between Pessima and Sunburst- -drifts beside D Series- -*Me* I hope you where watching, cause I don't want to risk getting a ticket again- -Dealercrash sits there dumbfounded-
-*Me* how about I let the car teach you...- -*Car* VRRAPPSTUTUTUT- -tire squeal- -*Me* Never expect the car to do what you want it to do, it's almost like the car has a mind of its own- -passes Sunburst- -*Me* By turning the wheel, you only suggest to the car to go in the direction you want, the car chooses weather it wants to go or not, the accident you where in, the drifter most likely felt to confident in there car and told it to turn, not suggesting it- -Dealercrash nods-
*You park and I get behind the wheel* Car8john: Just don't expect, just go along with it. Me: *I drive carefully and slowly pick up speed and go around corners decently*
-*Me* now see that corner up ahead, slow down some- -goes around corner like a normal person- -*Me* now, this straight lasts for about 5 and a half miles, so try to get some speed, but not a lot-
-police pull up behind us- -Dealercrash slows down- -I duck under the glove box- -police pass- -*Dealercrash* why did you duck?- -*Me* I have a bad history here...- -*Dealercrash* may as well tell what happened, we got 2 more days...- -*Me* well, it was Febuary 4th, 1991, I had just bought a 200BX and was along this very same highway, I pulled into a bar about 3 miles from here, well, I was challenged to a drift competition by someone in a orange Pessima, well, I didn't have the knowledge of cars i have today, and I spun out and slammed into a GM and knocked out my headlights, the GM turned out to be an Unmarked Police car, so I drove away as fast as I could go, but I know those officers got a good look at my face, I was chased until I took a wrong turn and went on a dirt road, and since I had no headlights, I barely got away. After that, I ditched my car in a lake and hitch hiked to Firwood, where I got this job and eventually scraped up enough money for my old ETK I and a house- -Dealercrash nods-
Oh dang. Huh, my history is getting layed off, stock market crashed. I wasn't always poor. I actually had a good house, and a ETK Sedan before.
