I am now a dealer of illegal cars. Come visit me on the selling cars thread. I sell weird stuff. I live in an airship. Don't try to find me, NSA.
Nice and I'm gonna service my "Ghost JZS-GT of Kansai" and my "Blue Lightning of Kansai" is back again on the road wgich is the great news.
I'm planning on starting a late model tour for 2018. Testing will happen at Agassiz Speedway September 2nd, and another test session will be held at Lime Rock September 9th.
So...anyone saw this brown Miramar Z GTz road legal racecar replica? Last seen in ECUSA. The driver hit my wife's ETK Kc6t and she's hurt. Her car is totalled. If you have any info about the car or you know about it's whereabouts now, call me at 10-30302829. Email me at thef12om@beamnet.com
That's my cousin. Thank god dashboard cameras exist, because it shows your wife pulling out in front of him. Therefore, he's not in the wrong, and you're flipping out just to get insurance money.
Ummmmm you sell 'weird stuff', is this different from 'weird shit' or would 'weird stuff' be the same as 'weird shit', just a different name...... In short DO YOU SELL DAT COKE? Nah, I'm kidding, but seriously, what do you sell?
He sells beaters imported from Japan. Not worth buying from him unless you want money for scrap metal.
Beater imports = weird stuff He lives in a freaking airship, how are beater imports weird to him? What does he think of airships then? What is normal for him? We may never know....
*orders chicken chop with black pepper sauce and Bud Light* *waiter notes order and left* *talks to Car8john* Me: Do you wanna race? At Grand Valley Speedway.
-*Me* ok, I'll just go get my car....- -looks through car inventory- -*Me* this will do nicely- -10 minutes later- -F12 waits outside Redds for me to get him in my car- -he hears a roar comparable to that of a jet engine- -he looks down the street- -sees me flooring it down Main Street in my 1200HP Sunburst-
-first corner- -drifts around it at 60mph- -you have to slow down to 30mph as your tiny front bike tires can't handle the pressure- -this keeps happening- -you start to pass me in the straights- -tight corner comes up- -your car can't go around it, you end up in the dirt- -I pass you and cross the finish line- -we pull up in the parking lot- -*Me* They say that it's not the car, it's the driver, that's bull, if you had a bolide and I had a covet you would win because they aren't comparable at all, choosing a drag car for a circuit race was a poor choice, especially against a JDM monster, you go get a new car suited for the track, and we will rematch in a week-
K. You win. But thanks for having fun. Nice to meet you. *gives Car8john money* Here's your $2000. Enjoy. *leaves*
