I have an apartment you could use in the meantime, I used to live there but now I own the property. Tip: You don't need to pay rent as it doesn't have a government slip enforcing it to cost anything. Number: 3rd floor, second apartment Cost: 0 (none) Cost entirety: $120 a year, so I can pay the building's electricity and water bill.
[2 days before] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. HOW DID I MESS UP SO WRONG?!? *Wife is holding my hand is i speed down the highway, my daughter is sitting on the floor, my son, is sitting on my wife, asleep*
Wait a minute.....I saw you driving down that road! You were going pretty fast....after there was a black sedan also going pretty fast. He came into my lane and almost hit me.
What a drag Sunday it was! My Demon did amazing! After i tuned the computer on it, that gave it +50 horsepower. And new brakes, made it a little faster. I did win a 5K Prize, i finished 3rd in the overall championship. Beat by a 2-speed Dragster. Pictures and info about them: ROUND 1: Barstow Demon Leaves ETK 800 Rennen In the dust. ROUND 2: Barstow Demon Once again, crushes a Supercharged Moonhawk. ROUND 3: Barstow Demon eats a ETK-K Rennen Dinner. And the Demon was only going 94 MPH Crossing the line ROUND 4: Barstow Demon gets revenge on that Blue Moonhawk, which beat me last Sunday. Not this time! ROUND 5: Barstow Demon goes into another 5 round racing, but this time it's for the money. Championship time! Demon wins race 1 to a 200BX "Muscle Killer?" ROUND 6: Barstow Demon Just by a few feet gets the win over a 4-time drag champion. All the demon has to do is win the next round and win and win 10k ROUND 7: 2-Speed Drag (8-time champion) beats the Demon. Demon wins a 5K Reward, and the Silver drag car goes and takes the win, and also takes home 25K. Hope to see you next Sunday, But this time ONLY 4-DOOR CARS ARE ALLOWED. 4-DOOR CAR DRAG RACES NEXT SUNDAY!!
[2 Days before] GOD DAMN I CANT STAY IN A DAMN BRIGHT YELLOW CAR. *Sees Awffle House sign next to the highway* Well. That is my last hope *Seconds later* Final stop Corse. *I burst into the Awffle house asking for the owner of the black pessima* *A Small guy lifts his hand saying that he is the owner* Me: Look man,1500 for your car and the yellow bolide. I thats all i have. *The guy looks out of the window and sees the car* The Guy: Damn. What happened to that poor car? Are you running away from someone or something like that? Me: Do we have a deal or not? The Guy: What the heck is wrong with you? You sound like if you where being followed by someone or something Me: DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?! The Guy:.... Well 1500 and a Bolide Corse are quite a lot for a old beat up Pessima, so sure, why not. *Mr. Dude hands over the keys, as I pull out my wallet and hand it over to the guy, only taking out my id* Me: Keep the wallet. And make sure to destroy the cards. *I wave to my wife that gets out of the Bolide and walk with my kids to the Pessima*
-was driving down the road- -gets cut off by a black pessima flying out of the awfull house- -*Me* what a dick he must be, God.....- -two more black sedans cut me off- -*Me* what the hell is today? Dick drivers day? People getting there fake licenses from gum packets and the cops believe them...-
Oh I mean “hey”. A bunch of black sedans also came into my lane and almost hit me right after I passed @Srockzz and his bolide.
