Stupid things you have tried

I was driving around a parking lot to a park with my lights off last night trying to find a place to piss when i accidentally drove into some deeper snow and got stuck

 

-looks at your username-
"Oh, Moosedicks, I'm stuck" said Moosedicks

 

haha something like that. I knew i was gonna get stuck as soon as i hit the snow. It's a familiar feeling. I got my mom's cr-v stuck in some snow last year out behind the local walmart and asked a cop to push it. Bad idea I guess, because in the end 4 police cars were there and I did a breathalyzer. Pricks.

but yeah, getting stuck in snow sucks. Was way better trying to get out with the control a manual gearbox gave me over the auto box in the cr-v

 

I used the pony around in an old D17, i dont see why Honda nerfed those engines with the newer years. I had a D17a1 block with an a2 head swap with vtec making around the stock 127hp.. Bolt ons etc so idk prob like 90-100 to the wheels lol.. The newer d17a5 i think it is they nerfed them to like 115hp... Kinda Dumb.. Upgraded to an R18 140hp/128tq, fun to drive and get raped my my friends rsx..

The D17 is such a tough little motor though. When I bought mine it had 160k miles, i abused the living hell out of it to 205k before getting rid of it. Motor still purred like it was brand new.

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Not gonna happen lol.

 

Would anybody mind making the model for me? I have the right size for the back wheel and I just need the front wheels to be thinner(about 1/3 as thick as normal).

 

1: Putting a Porsche 911 on Civetta Bolide JBeam.

 

fellow new Yorker, im doing well, loving this warm(ish) weather we are having today. A little breezy, but warm, its helping melt all this crappy ice and snow every where. long island here.

And I got my new fenders and front bumper cover and headlights, ill stick it all on today and take a picture of it once its back together. it should look funny, and like a typical Civic with different colored body panels. (doors and trunk are alreay different colors as it is. Its my winter beater, don't judge me)

 

Have you thought about revisiting that?

 

Believe it or not that was my favorite mod for over a month lol

 

Record Vine throwing money to the cashier at McDonald's.

 

Ride my dirt bike at 30mph through an unfamiliar field. Hit a big bump hidden under the grass, got thrown up and came down on the handle bars, rolled off the front and ended up getting run over by my own bike.

 

Wow. Actually I watched a dude do that on a child sized quadbike, hilarious.



Let my mother borrow my car, several times. Not once has it come back in the same condition as before she got behind the wheel.... Needless to say any errand she asks to borrow my car for, I do for her instead... I'd rather spend my own time doing some pointless errand than I would have her use my car for that errand.

 

I tried to go off-road with Myth's caddy once, didn't go well...

 

Did you mod it or use the vanilla version? Either way I'm sure it was more successful than my attempt to find the max speed of every vehicle.

 

I wanted to go off-roading this one time, but I dint want to leave the city, That lead to an inserting evening. I will say this 1: I did not get caught.
2: I am probably the reason why society labels youths as a danger to other

 

I do a lot of really stupid stuff so this is the perfect thread to me.
I have this little purple bike, and for some reason, I rode down this big grassy hill with a pond at the bottom. Hold on. I've gotta go into a little story for this to make sense. About a year ago, I screwed up the front brake really bad by twisting the handle bars all the way around because swag. The brake hit the frame, and it bent and went under it. I just "cocked the whole program", and it was rubbing my tire bad, so I took it off. So anyway, I'm riding down this hill at a pretty good rate of speed, and the only brake I have is the coaster brake for the back wheel, and as soon as I applied it, my back wheel just locked up. So long story short I rode right into the pond. I'm glad I didn't have my phone on me.

 

The stock one with the Corvette engine on it.

 

These things:

 

You were the one making that Covet Limo? I remember that thing. It's a shame it never got finished. Not trying to get you to start back on it just saying.

 

What is wrong with the first and last ones?