Stupid things you have tried

I tried to do home surgery on my ingrown toenail.

 

Hey. It worked. For a while. Then it grew back. And I cut it out again. Then it came back. And my toe swelled to twice its size. Then I got real surgery. Which I can describe in excruciating detail if you wish.

 

Oh yus pls.

 

I tried to...

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i second this!

 

I fourth it, because I bet I am gonna get ninja'd.

 

OK then.

Well, first of all I got in the office. Then waited for 20mins. Then the nurse comes in and says it's time to go in, so I goes in. Then it was another 20mins before the doc got to the room. So after smalltalks, he had me take off my crock(TRADEMARK) and my sock so he could look at my toe. Then he basically went like holy shitomgwtfbbq how did you walk here. Soes then he gives me a nerve block shot. And crap was that painful. Imagine the novacain shot you get in your gums, then make it twice as painful. So he did that to one side of my toe. Sticks the needle in... and in... and in. Then he makes DAMN SURE it's in. Then he pushes the plunger. And pushes. And pushes. And you can feel the liquid spreading through your toe. Then the needle comes out.

HE BRINGS ANOTHER NEEDLE. It goes in the other side of the toe. This was the worst pain I've ever felt, even worse than the shot in the other side, and it takes even longer. So after that, then he leaves for another 10min. After coming back, he pinches me toe and it is utterly numb. It's crazy wack. So then in full view, he takes some big ol cutters, and sticks it under the nail and just snips off about a third of it. Then he just grabs some pliers and gets the chunk out. And then he went holy shitomgwtfbbq that's the biggest ingrown toenail I've ever seen. It was the size of a sharks tooth. Literally. And the blood was gushing everywhere. So he bandages it up. Sends me home. Next day nearly the whole bandage had been soaked through with blood, but it had dried, so it was like tearing off a massive scab, reopening the little mother!#$ and gushing blood again.

One month later it still looks like crap, but it doesn't hurt at all.

 

We all know Potato is the snipe queen!

 

You copied the copy I copied. How dare you.

 

Make me o.o

 

Hope that vivid description didn't scare any of you for life. I can maybe find the pic I took of the nail.

 

I seen worse in real life. I once had to remove a half inch splinter out from under my nail with a pair of tweezers in my bathroom.

 

Orly. Well I once scraped my elbow all the way down to the bone. Oddly it didn't hurt.

 

I SURE AM GLAD I DON'T GET QUEASY.

 

Yup.. I was like 8 at the time. Damn near fainted.

To this day it is basically a mat of scar tissue and has no feeling.

 

I broke my leg when I was 4 by jumping off of the roof into a snow bank. It was literally bent at a 90 degree angle. I didnt even cry cause I didnt want anybody to see me cry, so I laughed when I wanted to cry. Everybody thought I was possessed c:

 

This was probably the first post that ever made me actually laugh out loud XD Nice job making people think you're possessed man :3

 

I've actually never injured myself badly before


I've done some stupid stuff and somehow it comes out good a lot.

 

My life tends to do that to people

 

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