Update Speculation thread

What he must be implying is that the CIvetta now goes Brrr aka it drives and is finished. Also because Vehicle and Brr are capitalized it means it is the name of the new Civetta, the Civetta Vehicle Brr (Sounds very Italian doesn't it). Also, as today is a Tuesday, this is our teaser Tuesday and that must mean the update is coming this week because updates always come after teasers. The exact date you ask? Well, if we take a look at the post ID number, 42827, we know the sum of these numbers is 23. 23 minus today's date (23-8-6) takes us to 9. The update will be coming on the 9th, tomorrow!!

 

NO update soon NO am not a DEV
But think about it here. TDev did say some weeks only one week ago.
2 No QA updates in some time ( the latest not counted )

Not meany teasers


BUT on the upside A beamng.dev Team made a comment, and it was NOT the update is not ready yet

But I got a feeling He or another dev member will say it is not ready yet

EDIT
HOWEVER

knowing how much hype and how long we waited. I dont think a DEV will Joke post us as a prank. unless it meant something?

 

Vehicles do go brr that is correct

 

The new Civetta is called "Vehicle" CONFIRMED

 

No, I think no

 

Yes, I think yes

Which could also mean that the update is out of the QA phase?

 

How impatient for all of you, can’t you just wait, I don’t even want to face this topic anymore

 

What do you mean? If you couldn't tell that my post about the "Vehicle" was obvious sarcasm then that's on you, mate.

 

What?

 

I hope so that will be awesome. maybe they if i remember correctly trying a new automated bug testing system. so maybe the QA stable is now only used if there is a MAJOR bug or something ?

BUTTdev said some weeks

BUT another DEV a week later made joke post


What is this LOL

 

Interesting.
According to dictonary.tn, Brr is “Brr” is often used to indicate the sound of a machine working. Like we'll describe a car engine as “going brr”. So “something goes brrr” means “something makes a working-machine noise“.

I may go as far as to say, it could be confirmed that the new vehicle will NOT be an electric, because it has the brr sound. Interesting.

Another interesting fact is that "vehicle," has been written with a capital V.
Let's play with the fact that Vehicle is then a proper noun.
Could this mean we are finally getting a playable character, which name is "Vehicle" and brr is not the sound of the new car but instead the sound of the character? Kind of like Simlish.

And why did Chuck write 2 ha's? I can't seem to put my finger on that. He could easily have made one. Hell, even three ha's. Any good suggestions on the meaning behind this?

 

Yeah, I think that post was made just to mess with us....

UNLESS

 

Illuminati confirmed

Mods have been approved today which usually means the update is still at least a few days away, on the other hand Chuck Norris' post would seem to imply that the new vehicle is either complete at this very moment, or at the very least is coming in 0.25. As for Teaser Tuesday, I think we already got it - I don't think the Bastion we saw yesterday is photoshopped, those are real improved graphics!

 

so it has an ice engine

 

someone who works on the dev team could just say "h" and everyone would start foaming at the mouth and i think thats beautiful

 

Or new ice map so the cars have problems to start xd

 

To be honest if i were a dev i couldve done the same thing; jumped in here and said something that didnt mean something just to show people the devs are around and just to cause a slight stir without too much hype

 

No no no, these guys' philosophy on hype is all or nothing. If they're raising expectations even a little, something is happening - maybe not today, but very soon.

 

To get this back on track; what kind of doors do you guys think the new Civetta will have?

Butterfly doors as seen on the various McLarens would be the most obvious (and also kinda boring) choice. I kinda want to see something crazy like the Dihedral synchro-helix doors Koeniggsegg uses.

 

My guess: butterfly doors on the fixed coupe, standard doors on the targa