I absolutely love the change in mood in this post so much - thank you very much for the laughs. But anyway, 0.30's public branch was updated about half an hour after the qa_stable branch, so, if qa_stable gets dropped anytime soon...that's probably how long we'll have to wait for the update to drop for us. EDIT: Huh...turns out the public branch for 0.30 got updated about two hours before the update dropped (8:13 UTC vs. 10:12 UTC).
Certainly the least-teased in recent history - usually, we'd get at least 3-4 teasers before an update drops (0.27 had a bunch, but it also had a bunch of vehicles).