Vehicle Brand Acromyms

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  1. Cory5503

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    Hi,
    This is a thread for all of your funny definitions of vehicle brand names. For example:
    Ford - First on race day
    Jeep - Just empty every pocket
    Chevrolet - Cracked heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time

    You get the idea...
     
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  2. amarks240

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    Honda.
    Had one, never did again ; )
     
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  3. Instant Winrar

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    Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily
    Ford - Found On Road Dead
     
    #3 Instant Winrar, Oct 30, 2016
  4. Slammington

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    GM - General Malfunctions
    Honda - Hang On, Need to Downshift Again
    KIA - Killed In Accident
    BMW - Breaking My Wallet
     
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  5. Cory5503

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    AMC - All makes combined
     
    #5 Cory5503, Oct 30, 2016
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    No one mentioned "FIAT - Fix It Again Tony" yet? Impressive! Or maybe you're just too young to remember... ;)
     
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  7. Iro

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    Ford - Fun Off Road Driving
    Ford - Fix OR Dump
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    Ferrari - Feel Exited Racing on Roads Again in my Rad Interior
     
    #7 Iro, Oct 30, 2016
  8. CarBro74

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    GMC: Generally Much Crap
    Toyota: Toys On Your Own Toy Asplalt
     
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  9. B727ClassicFlyer

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    FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
    EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
    CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
    AUDI: Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    HONDA: Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
    JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
    MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MG: Money Guzzler
    MGB: Might Go Backwards
    MGF: Might Go Forwards
    OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
     
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  10. Iro

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    BMW - Bat Man's Wife
    Pontiac - Please Omg No, This Is Awful, Crap
    Chevy - Can't Have EVerything Yet
     
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  11. CarBro74

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    BMW: Bringing Mediocre Wagons
    Lamborghini: Luxury Audis Money-collecting Buying Our Repairs Getting Handling Issues Not Inconceivable
     
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  12. amarks240

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    Lol need to downshift again. priceless.
     
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  13. LucasBE

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    Gavril : generous after various real interstate locks

    This have no sense...
     
    #13 LucasBE, Oct 30, 2016
  14. CarBro74

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    Subaru: So Uncommon Being A Ricer Usually
    I just love this thread.
     
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    Ford: Fondles Own Relatives Daily
    Directed at their owners lol.
     
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    1. BMW - Big Money Waste
    2. CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle on Long Extended Trips
    3. DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
    4. FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
    5. GMC - Gotta Mechanic Coming!
    6. HONDA - Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!
    7. LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
    8. PONTIAC - Poor Old Nutjob Thinks It's A Cadillac
    9. RENAULT - Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble
    10. SUBARU - Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath
    11. TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
    12. YAMAHA - Your ass, my ass, haul ass!
     
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  17. MotherTrucker02

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    CHEVROLET: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
     
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  18. Slammington

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    These are golden.
     
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    Audi: Aways a Uber-Dickhead Inside
     
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  20. Haida

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    It's AaUDI
     
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