Vehicle Brand Acromyms

Discussion in 'Automotive' started by Cory5503, Oct 30, 2016.

  1. Slammington

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    You're supposed to write something clever and related to the brand, not just random words smashed together. Anyone can come up with "Binge Microwave Watermelon" or similar.
     
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  2. cookies and milk

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    Karate
    The
    Money
    Didn't say nothing like that on the first post
     
  3. Iro

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    BMW - Bought Many Watermelons
     
  4. Faction54

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    Agreed.

    All
    Customers
    Undergo
    Repair
    Anxiety


    Anglophiles
    Seek
    To
    Own,
    Now

    Many
    Are
    Really
    Terrific,
    I
    Notice
     
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  5. WolfieJones

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    Lemme try:

    KIA - Keep It Away
    Mazda - Made After Zero Design Analysis
    Saab - Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Suzuki - Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside
    Toyota - Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole
    VW - Virtually Worthless
    Hyundai - Hope Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
    BMW - Born Moderately Wealthy
     
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  6. Faction54

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    Great!! But I'm not ture sure about the SAAB - they're fantastic in the old days, and VW are good too.
     
  7. fivedollarlamp

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    ETK-
    Expensive Travis Karma... lol
     
  8. enjoyinorc6742

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    Junk
    Equipment
    Expensive
    Parts

    Just
    Empty
    Every
    Pocket
     
  9. Faction54

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    Right on
     
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  10. rryz19

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    Alright i'll give it a shot:

    Toyota: They Overcharge You On Their Accessories ($200 for an alternator, Really?)

    BMW: Big Money Waster

    Hyundai: Hope You Understand No Dependable Autos Included

    Jaguar: Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair

    Jeep: Just Expect Excessive Problems

    Lincoln: Luxury Is Now Cheesy On Latest Navigators

    GMC: Gotta Mechanic Coming?

    SAAB: Sadly Absent, Always Broken (R.I.P)

    Scion: Sad Cars Inspire Only Nausea (R.I.P)

    Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW: Very Wierd
     
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  11. MisterKenneth

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    J - Just
    E - Eat
    E - Every
    P - *any type of food that starts with P, examples include pie, pizza, pears, plums, passion-fruit, prunes, pasta, etc.*

    G - Go
    A - And
    V - Valiantly
    R - Rebel
    I - Invading
    L - Locusts

    S - Start
    A - Acknowleding
    A - Academics
    B - Bro
     
  12. Faction54

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    Something that actually makes sense. Look at @Slammington 's post at the top of page 3.
     
  13. Slammington

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    IBISHU
    It's
    Best
    In
    Speed (and)
    Handling
    Understand?

    GAVRIL
    Great
    Automobiles,
    Fast
    Reliable (but)
    Incredibly
    Lame

    These are horrible I know
     
  14. Blijo

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    Fails In All Terrains
     
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  15. EruptionTyphlosion

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    Big
    Ugly
    God-Awful
    Automobiles
    That (are)
    Terrible
    Investments
     
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  16. CarBro74

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    Sad
    Always
    To
    Utilize
    Raw
    Nougat
     
  17. Faction54

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    YESSSSSS! Imediate like!
    (I'm sure that's not how you spell that.)
    --- Post updated ---
    We all love the Gafril D-series
     
  18. EruptionTyphlosion

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    Yes it is.
     
  19. Faction54

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    Is it! Oh. Shows what I know.
     
  20. CarBro74

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    Darting
    Off
    Doing
    Great
    Emissions
     
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