Camaro: Varsity jackets, and Mullets Bricklin SV-1: Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll Mustang ii: Some crazy ex who is stabbing her ex Any van: Pedo Crown Vic: A fatass cop
Audi or BMW - Idiot drivers Vauxhall Corsa - Chav Subaru impresa WRX - Vape lord Mitsibushi outlander PHEV - company car driver
Citroen C15: Chuck Norris&Farmers van Peugeot 205 (Usually GRD): Old people car Seat Leon Mk1&Mk2 (Usually TDi): Ricer BMW E36: What the hell is a blinker? Late 80's Ford Transit: Romanian people van
Honda Civic: Ricer's choice. Dodge Ram/Ford F-150/ Chevy Silverado: Truck of choice for pulling horses. BMW: Thinks he owns the road. Crown vic: Police. Just. Police. Cadillac: Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
peugeot: "who the f**k would put a bloody sign in the middle of the f**ing road. bloody council, always putting things in the middle of the bloody road." audi: :brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccccccchhhhhhhhhh my mum(1997 eropean toyota corrola): "gear 1, gear 2, gear 2, gear 2, gear 2, gear 2, gear 2, gear 2, gear 2." me: "hurry the f**k up" stepfathers mercedes sprinter motorhome: "bare with me son, i need to take a sharp corner at 70, you will be fine."
Public opinions on these 2 brands commonly are: Acura: "Half-assed Hondas" Hummer: "Gas guzzlers and big-ass SUVs"
Lol, in Canada, we just think Acuras are people who have an extra few thousand dollars to put a different badge on their civic
Range Rover Evoque: The Coupe SUVs of the Range Rover. Just go get a regular Range Rover Sandero: Spiritual successor of the Yugo under a new brand. New Focus and Fiesta: Euro-exclusive hotcakes... well, except for China, of course. Modern Hyundai: Eyesore after eyesore, and still bland as ever. Artega GT: Think the Elise but it's German and was designed by Henrik Fisker.
Mustang: whod this guy hit today Subaru: V A P E Corvette: mid-life crisis mobile Dodge from the 70's: ItS yOuR uNcLe PULL-TAB dodge neon: this thing goes 15000000000000000mph and the only reason it stays on the ground is because its wing produces 2747739000000000900000000000 feet of downforce Honda civic from the 90's: this thing goes 15000000000000000mph and the only reason it stays on the ground is because its wing produces 2747739000000000900000000000 feet of downforce Most import cars: this thing goes 15000000000000000mph and the only reason it stays on the ground is because its wing produces 2747739000000000900000000000 feet of downforce Porsche: basically a supercar *turns hat backwards* DeLorean: yknow the car from back to the future? Damn millennials! Dont know what a DeLorean is! Iroc-Z: I'm basically a professional racer
Toyota Kijang : Smoaks when driving Daihatsu Agya : Riced. Everyone use it for Uber. 90s BMW 5 series : Guy : Mom can I get 45.000.000 Rupiahs to buy 90s BMW 5 series? Mom : To use it as daily driver? Guy : Yes Guy : Actually abandon it like a boss Toyota 86 : Likes to get stuck in a traffic jam Renault Duster : DIIEESEELLL PAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jeep : I tought your gonna use it for off-road, but you use it just to go to the mall
In Poland: 90s/00s VW, Audi or Renault - Rednecks. Either buy a VW because it's seen as a trusted brand, an Audi because it's a fancy VW, or a Renault because it's cheaper than all the other stuff. Up for a nasty surprise when something expensive breaks. 90s BMWs - White trash young men who want a car that would look sporty, slide in parking lots and impress vapid girls at clubs. 80s-00s Mercedes W124/E-Class - A taxi with an overly-talkative driver. Porsche - Yuppie too fancy for a Big Three German luxury car. Lives way above his means. 80s Japanese and Eastern Bloc cars, 90s economy cars - Held on by a low-mileage elderly driver who'll drive it from new to junked. Late-model luxury crossovers and SUVs - Yuppies who believe a fat bankroll and a big car put them above traffic laws. Late-model high-end performance cars - Street racers and reckless drivers with more money than public safety concerns. Skoda Octavia and Ford Focus wagons - Sales reps speeding in order to make the quarterly target. 2000s/2010s wagons, minivans and crossovers (esp. Suzuki Grand Vitara, Toyota RAV4, Ford Mondeo, Mitsubishi Outlander and Volvo V70 Mk2) - Soccer moms/soccer dads with homes in the farthest suburb they could find. 1st gen Mercedes Sprinter - A bus/van that has mileage higher than 99% of things on the road, and is more beat up than 99% of the things on the road. Always speeding to attain ridicoulously low transit times.
So true in indonesia LOL. In indonesia(especialy my area): Toyota celica: Lok at mah race kar madapakas(Actualy a badly Riced sh1t) People buy 4x4 SUV but never want to offroading Pick up Mitsubishi L300,T120ss,suzuki carry: wait, the cargo is more than 10meters tall?, pffft its stilll normal ,and drive more than 70kmh Mercedes,BMW,audi,any lux car manufactuners: F*ck off from my way poor bas*ats Any rare/uncommon vehicles; oh this chevy(actualy just an chevy curze)is priced more than 1trilion rupiahs i bought it on america and this more powerful than trucks 90s honda,mazda,toyota,or even daihatsus: sctanced ,Stupid vents, ugly paintjob, Freaking loud muffler, also Loud Music(im realy impresed that thier ears still normal after driving it, mostly Vape Kings drive them) Any sporty looking ,premium branded cars,: Vrom vrom ,wanna race losers (Even they dont know thier car specs) 1st and 2nd gen toyota kijang: Owner:dents? I not see any dents here, Me: yeah, but its seems need new paint,and new wndshield Owner: (lying)nope i just painted it Matte putty-ish light green and yellow and put some rust like decals, and glass crack stickers, Me: oh. What about the light they sems need replaced, they wont turn on Owner: (again) someone steal it yesterday Me: oh......(better run now)
For Corvettes, it's usually an old man, a man going through his mid-life crisis, or a high school kid who's extremely spoiled.
