Will You Press the Button?

Since there is a Would you Rather thread, I think it's only fair that there is a Will You Press the Button thread too.

You may list more than one scenario, and what you'd do personally.

I'll go ahead and start:

1. You get to have your dream vacation, but the person you hate most in your life will follow you around until the trip is over.

2. Half Life 3 will finally be released, but Gabe Newell will demand that you sell your most prized possessions to him before he actually allows it to hit the market.

3. You become able to learn every dance move conceivable to man, and you will be able to make a lot of money off of it, but you will be forced to publicly dance naked to your most hated songs every week.

4. You are chosen to be the leader of the first colony on another world, but your colony will really hate you and you won't ever be recognized in any historical documents.

 

1. totally. id bring my 9mm.
1. you die of ink poisoning
2. you die of carbon monoxide poisoning
3. you fall off a skyscraper onto a prius
4. @Godzilla! eats you alive

 

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no

i dont get this game, its like would you rather but one of the options is always "no i dont wanna die a horrible death"

 

so you pick five. Oh God. What is wrong with you?

 

@H/\Z/\RDOUS It works like this: You get a question of something good like "You win a million dollars every year" but you get something bad like "You sneeze every five seconds" so the question would look like this:

You win a million dollars every year BUT you sneeze every five seconds.
would you do it?
Yes
No
That is the game in 293 characters.

 

Godzilla doesn't eat humans

 

1. Yeah, sure, a trip to the Nurburgring would be pretty hard to ruin.

2. Don't care about HL so no.

3. NOPE

4. Earth suits me just find so no.

Here's mine:

1. You get your dream car, but cops shadow you everywhere and tourist traffic constantly clogs up every twisty road.

2. You get your dream job, but with a boss that makes you violently angry every time he opens his mouth.

3. You get your dream house, but your neighbors on both sides smoke weed and have loud parties on random nights during the work week.

4. You get to inherit all of Bill Gates' money and worldly possessions when he dies, but you have to donate half of it to a pro-bicyclist lobbying group.

5. You get credit for the design of a cold-fusion power plant, but have to live the rest of your life knowing you actually contributed nothing to the design or construction of the machine.

 

I'd go with 4 because I like donating

 

You don't want to be my neighbor than. Not so much with the parties but that other thing....

 

amarks240 more like amarks420 amirite

OT:
1- You can read minds, but whenever you read someone's mind you have an uncontrollable anal explosion.
2- You can become invisible, but only while you are loudly and violently singing La Macarena
3- You have the ability to teleport, but you can only teleport to the White House

 

Number 3 of course! Why not?
1- You are a millionare but you must live in a communist country for a year.
2- You get to play any song but you must listen to Bieber once every week.
3- You get to predict the future but you must predict that something bad will happen.

 

Yes, yes, and yes. Here is why
1- China (technically communist, but I can still enjoy rich capitalist pig lifestyle)
2- one bieber song a week (they're not even bad nowadays), and I get to play like a master? hells yeah
3- shit happens might aswell know in advance

 

No. I like to earn my money.
Okish. It's not THAT bad.....
I can already PREDICT the future, but not make it or know it. So no.

 

1. YES
2. Who is that? so no.....
3. NO
4. Who cares about "documents" uh.....

 

No, No, No, and No.

 

1 no
2 no
3 no
4 yes, he has so much money it wont matter
5 sure

 

Number 3 - My dream house has no neighbors for a few sq. mi. soooooo