You know you play too much beamNG when

When you get upset when your parents change your account's password. God, I'm really pissed off...

 

http://www.beamng.com/login.php?do=lostpw


when you play gta iv and expect realistic damage (also when you're playing gta iv, and try to use "R" or "CTRL+R" to reset)

 

You dream about it in your sleep (i dremped about it last night)

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When you talk about it at dinner time and pressure your mum to buy it for you

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When the only thought in your head is "When is the race update gonna be released?"

 

when you cant help but notice all the potential ramps/jumps just to the side of the road.
-or-
when you begin to see every sharp incline as a potential jump.


(imported from here)

 

Imagine wrecking my car and how it would end up.. Actually seen a bad wreck a week ago at a car meet. I was one of the first people to get to the scene. Helped the people and my friend finally got there. I said.. Man beamng irl is sketchy. Chevy s10 rear ended a new chevy Malibu that was turning.. S10 was doing like 50..

 

When you drive your chosen car around just to watch the suspension at 20% physics for hours on end.

 

You have the dev blog open on your school iPad and check it as many times as you can without getting caught.

 

When you play Beam and then wonder where all those hours went or when you do anything vehicle related and have the urge to hit a random object whether it be IRL or in-game.

 

1. Sit in the car and ask the driver to floor it so you can get your 0-60 times up
2. Look at a Civic on a show, and say "Look at that Covet, bro."
3. Watch Canada's Worst Driver back seasons and think if the foam figures were real
4. Look at a random hillbilly's Silverado and say, "OMG LOOK AT THAT D15!"
5. You have the urge to crash into a wall, or drive off a cliff when driving
6. Think that your IRL driving is running at a smooth 60 FPS.

These all happened to me.

 

when your girlfriend tries to lure you into bed for adultery and youre all like...

 

You're playing another game entirely and when you're about to have a horrifying accident you're confused as to why the slow motion doesn't work and then you kick yourself because you instinctively went for slo-mo instead of the brakes.

 

when you have beamng.com in your muscle memmory (i do, LOL)

 

you type the entire URL?

Hehe, I just put "b" and chrome autocorrects to "beamng.com/forums/17-BeamNG-drive"

 

only on other browsers (when i'm forced to use a web browser other then chrome, which of course, means they won't have auto-correct in it) (for me it auto-corrects to beamng.com/content/)

 

Ah, well the only other browsers I use I dont use for BeamNG

 

When you use BeamNG controls on Forza.

 

Check le forums in science class (this reply right now)

 

Check le forums in *every* class.