You know you play too much beamNG when

You have a ridiculous amount of hours racked on it :|

 

I don't get it. What is Calc?

 

Calculus.

 

you crash your car IRL and you ask yourself how many beams and nodes you broke.

 

When you see a derby car with creased body panels and think about how it would affect a car in drive... instead of in an actual derby.
Picture attached for reference. Look at all the little dings from the ball peen hammer lol

 

you play gran turismo thinking your car would have soft body damage physics like beamng and attempt to crumple it but fail with a small dent

 

when you have been posting darude - sandstorm and trollfaces on the beamng forums at 02:11 am french time........so....tired....

 

... when your pc random goes up in flames after the last crash with 10 cars

 

When you wish you could break all bodygroups in real life

 

When my new purchase a month ago, Sniper Elite III still lies unopened. I know I will love this game as I have the first two and enjoyed them. There is only so much time in the day, and work and family takes up 95% of it.

 

you take a "sick day" to mess around with a new update. "Srry m8 aey neu upd8 4 bem ng drive yesterdhey"

 

When pulling out of a parking garage the urge to plow into a square concrete column damn near comes true.

 

When I put an Ibishu logo on my shirt I had to do for Graphics Arts...

 

You dedicate all possible RAM to the game.

 

You run your system with the side panel off for maximum cooling.
You smash your face into your cars fender, putting a huge dent in it, then go "nice deformation".

 

Which won't do anything

 

Mostly i find out that i play too long when the game crashes because of no remaining Ram, after hours of precious work on one of my maps. We really need editor quicksaves.

 

I know. That still doesn't mean it can't be a joke.

 

you look for Ctrl+W before working on your engine.